Bone Hunter Gifts

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Rocket.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"It was me who did it!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"We need to put in more bones."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'