Funny Bone Seeker Gifts

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

Some Lesser Known Rules of Thumb.

The Un-Welcome Wagon.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

Ladies! Tommy Yomp...always in season!

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'Nobody ever laughed at Frank... And when he said he'd become a stand-up comedian, everybody laughed!'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Strippo - Sorry: Clothed For Lunch!

Reptile Dysfunction!

Open Mic Night

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Punkins

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."