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In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

Tabloid Times Headline Dept. The circus clown has measles on his toes! Bigfoot Spotted.

Some Lesser Known Rules of Thumb.

The Un-Welcome Wagon.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

Ladies! Tommy Yomp...always in season!

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'Nobody ever laughed at Frank... And when he said he'd become a stand-up comedian, everybody laughed!'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Strippo - Sorry: Clothed For Lunch!

Reptile Dysfunction!

Open Mic Night

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Punkins

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang