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"Your father and I wish you would choose a career that's a little more practical and a little less disturbing."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"Okay, calm down. That's not whistling. They're wheezing."

'You are what you eat.'

Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.

"I'll have what he's having."

My Name is Lucky.

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

"Are you watching p**n?"

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

'To think that our ancestors had to hunt for food, I'm glad that chocolate truffles and cookies don't run away!'

"I'm such a good salesman I could sell underarm deodorant to the Venus de Milo."

"You've got to spend money to make money, so I bought a thousand lottery tickets."

Punkins

Sports Day: Ambulance Chasing

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

Animal Wars

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ends abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Dude, I think I found your cell - Was it set on vibrate? Max Eider.

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

In case of needing a loud, shattering noise: Break Glass

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Happy.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."