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Dog House Hunters

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

"I started at the bottom, I usually do."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Prepper Dog

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Happy.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Punkins

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Brick Salesman

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."