Bounty Hunter Gifts

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

'You'd think they would have at least rounded it up to fifty bucks!'

'Quick, grab him. There's a price on his head.'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Let's just say you left a paper trail."

"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."

Image of devil on poster with caption 'Wanted Undead or Alive'.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Unfortunately, I stole the identity of a person with an outstanding warrant."

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"It was me who did it!"

"Evidently, you're not important enough for a reward, but there's a finder's fee."

"I see your face, you're worth lots of money. Oh. wait... It's a wanted poster."

'Don't stick 'em up!'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

Cowboy at desk near workboxes: Yep/ Nope.

COW the Bounty Hunter.

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Beach con-man.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

SALE

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"