Bonus Bounty Hunter Gifts

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

"It was me who did it!"

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

"Will my bonus look big in this?"