Bone Hoarder Gifts

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

Piggy banks (five images).

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

"I lost my hunger a long time ago, but luckily, I found my greed."

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

An artistic dog painting a picture of a bone.

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"