Bone Hoarder Pillows

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Piggy banks (five images).

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."

"The last bottle we bought on vacation. I hate to come home and consume all our memories."

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

An artistic dog painting a picture of a bone.

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

'I saved all my pennies in a jar, and do you know what I had after five years?'