Penny Hoarder Pillows

'I saved all my pennies in a jar, and do you know what I had after five years?'

'That's our mission statement.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

The gold price chart.

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

"I need a vet."

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'Wow! An old penny!'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'

Down On My Luck

Piggy banks (five images).

Look! A penny!

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

Organized Crime.

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."