Penny Hoarder Gifts

'I saved all my pennies in a jar, and do you know what I had after five years?'

'That's our mission statement.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

"I need a vet."

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

The gold price chart.

'Wow! An old penny!'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

Piggy banks (five images).

Down On My Luck

Look! A penny!

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

"I lost my hunger a long time ago, but luckily, I found my greed."

Organized Crime.

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

"Hey, do I look like I'm made of honey?"