Dollar Bill Hoarder Gifts

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'That's our mission statement.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

AA Meeting Here Today

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

US dollar rising and falling.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Dollar

"Goodbye cruel world."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

Raining dollars in America.

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. Dear Mister Buck, is it true that "money talks"? Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Junk Mail.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

The gold price chart.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"The quarterly results are in. We would like to thank the almighty dollar."

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

Piggy banks (five images).