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"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'That's our mission statement.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

AA Meeting Here Today

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

US dollar rising and falling.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"Goodbye cruel world."

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Raining dollars in America.

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

The gold price chart.

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"The quarterly results are in. We would like to thank the almighty dollar."

Piggy banks (five images).

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'