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"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

The gold price chart.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

"Will that be all, sir?"

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Piggy banks (five images).

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'