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"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

The gold price chart.

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'