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'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

James Russell Lowell

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Your angel is always with you

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

You should have got the hint when we denied your friend request.

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

'I want a sky box.'

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

"Hey, do I look like I'm made of honey?"

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

"So where have you been?"

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.