Heavenly Hoarders Prints

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

'That's our mission statement.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Your angel is always with you

James Russell Lowell

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

'I want a sky box.'

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

"So where have you been?"

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."