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Welcome to the Reckoning

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I'm your sun!"

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."