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'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

Angel with you are here sign.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."