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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

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"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

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"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

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"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.