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'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

The gold price chart.

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'