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"My financial advisor says buy gold"

The gold price chart.

'That's our mission statement.'

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'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

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'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

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'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'I've been out here a long time. Is it still $35 an ounce?'

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

King Midas, The Original Gold Bug.

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

'My husband has put his money into gold.'