Jewelry Hoarder T-Shirts

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

Cow and Milk

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

I think I have a gilt complex.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Orange navel has ring