Wealth Hoarder Gifts

'That's our mission statement.'

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

The gold price chart.

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Don Quixote and books