Resource Hoarders Gifts

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Inside One's Memory Bank

World Production.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"We saved all your old diapers."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'It's my secret recipe.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."