Knowledge Hoarders Gifts

Inside One's Memory Bank

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The Wiki Man.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Young Geeks.

Librarian.

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."