Pen Hoarder Pillows

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

'That's our mission statement.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Festive squad

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Forrest Gander

The Secret Life of Pens

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Hubert Nicholson.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

Ancient man

Writer Crisis