Skein Hoarder Pillows

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Young Geeks.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'