Dino Digger Gifts

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Put it in petty cash.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."