Digger Driver Gifts

"He's never hit an underground line in twenty years. He can wear anything he wants."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Sister Cities

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

'Trucker's tan?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Filling up.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.