Tunnel Diggers Gifts

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Agility God

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Put it in petty cash.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Tunnel of Mice

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

How to find gold.

When moles dream...

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'Oops, sorry...'

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'