Tunnel Engineer Gifts

When moles dream...

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

Agility God

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Computer Class.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'