Transportation Engineers Gifts

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Any references?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Perfect."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"It's a hybrid!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

S**t Creek Halt

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

The Train to Nowhere

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"