Transportation Techies Gifts

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"It's a hybrid!"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Attention: Speed Troughs

The Train to Nowhere

L.A. Transfer

A Cumulonim-bus

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Tunnel Mural

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Taxi

Zero gravity ahead.

'Closed.'

Alien Ride Shares

Ramp Car.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.