Transportation Techies Gifts

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Attention: Speed Troughs

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

A Cumulonim-bus

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Tunnel Mural

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Taxi

Zero gravity ahead.

'Closed.'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Underground stop on desert island.

Ramp Car.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.