Traffic Engineering Gifts

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

Road Sign Taking a Break.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Quality Control

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

No jay walking.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'