Traffic Engineering T-Shirts

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

Road Sign Taking a Break.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'