Traffic Engineers T-Shirts

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Zero gravity ahead.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"It's a hybrid!"