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"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Family traits.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

A series of Exit signs.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Traffic calming ahead.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Speed Bumps.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Cars.