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'Are we nearly there yet?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Careful."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Nice park. . .

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Zero gravity ahead.

Give Way To Cyclists

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Self-driving cars are the future?

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

'That is the bike lane...'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

The Cone Ranger