Traffic Engineers Prints

Zero gravity ahead.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"It's a hybrid!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."