Traffic Control Professional Prints

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'