Transportation Engineers T-Shirts

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Any references?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Perfect."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"It's a hybrid!"

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

HS2 time bomb...

S**t Creek Halt

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'