Transportation Experts T-Shirts

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

S**t Creek Halt

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Tunnel Mural

Hackney-Coach Stands

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Taxi

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

How do fish get to work?

'The London drive-thru experience.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Realistic Timetable

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

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