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L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Is Driving Doomed?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unrest Area.

Id/Ego/Superego.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.