Traffic Solution Seeker T-Shirts

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Traffic Lights Medicine

Man with Stop Signs.

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

The invention of parking problems