Traffic Solution Seeker Pillows

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Have Horns Venn

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Traffic Lights Medicine

Man with Stop Signs.