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Brick Wall - "It's the very latest in 'Traffic Calming' measures."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Dog Crossing

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unrest Area.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Family traits.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Working from OM.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"At last - no Trump."

Feathered frenzy

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Arabian island

Just in time

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Road work next 15 years.