Traffic Solutions Gifts

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Id/Ego/Superego.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'