Traffic Titan Gifts

Parking for Compact Cars.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Family traits.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'