Traffic Ticket Titan Gifts

'This is my finest hour!'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Family traits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

The Forever Stamp

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Driving without a flag?'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Grim reaper ambulance

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"