Traffic Ticket Titan Gifts

'This is my finest hour!'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

The Forever Stamp

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Family traits.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'It's a slow trap.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'Driving without a flag?'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

At the gallery of Fine Art.