Ticketing Titan Gifts

Meter Maid

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Call Center.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Taxes

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

Early Tailgate Parties.

Accounting Fantasy Camp

Ticket Trout

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Senior Prelate's Rail-Card

Ticket prizes...

Russian doll...

'I assumed the warning about nudity referred to the movie.'

'And here's a ticket for speeding in the parking lot.'